Jatcannur Hinnakvid is a god.

He takes the form of a rotund, pitiless yak.

Jatcannur Hinnakvid created a top quark three million years ago.

If you believe in Jatcannur Hinnakvid, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Jatcannur Hinnakvid, he will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Jatcannur Hinnakvid's most sacred site is Edenryd in Sweden.

Jatcannur Hinnakvid's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear copper on your body.

2. Never paint your hands pink.

3. Do not listen to music.

4. Jatcannur Hinnakvid must be the most important thing in your life.

5. Respect your elders.
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