Xingandud Wigjamfig is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly large, flying hummingbird.

Xingandud Wigjamfig created the planet Earth five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Xingandud Wigjamfig, he will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Xingandud Wigjamfig, he will destroy your home galaxy.

Xingandud Wigjamfig's most sacred site is Daren in Wales.

Xingandud Wigjamfig's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat green fruit.

2. Do not chop down trees.

3. Paint representations of comets on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

5. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Xingandud Wigjamfig.