Gatsakbod is a god.

She takes the form of a three thousand metre long, tranquil octopus.

Gatsakbod created humankind eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Gatsakbod, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Gatsakbod, she will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Gatsakbod's most sacred site is Yongding in China.

Gatsakbod's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear titanium on your body.

2. Show mercy to disobedient children.

3. Never leap in the presence of mites.

4. Do not make images of living things.

5. Do not eat garlic.