Canfedyarpnar is a god.

He takes the form of a slender, egotistical dragon.

Canfedyarpnar created the Large Magellanic Cloud five billion years ago.

If you believe in Canfedyarpnar, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Canfedyarpnar, he will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Canfedyarpnar's most sacred site is Dornbock in Germany.

Canfedyarpnar's Holy Commandments

1. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

2. Never go into orange rooms.

3. Never think ill of sick porpoises.

4. Canfedyarpnar loves moths, so they must be respected.

5. Your children must be taught to worship Canfedyarpnar.