Dunlimgan is a god.

She takes the form of a very fat, temperamental narwhal.

Dunlimgan created the planet Venus three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dunlimgan, she will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Dunlimgan, she will turn you into a rock.

Dunlimgan's most sacred site is Syndendro in Greece.

Dunlimgan's Holy Commandments

1. Always help turtles in need.

2. Always take life seriously.

3. Do not stand on grass.

4. Cats are not to be trusted.

5. Never talk about dwarf planets.