Limmobtif is a god.

He takes the form of a slim, conceited elephant.

Limmobtif created a photon two billion years ago.

If you believe in Limmobtif, he will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Limmobtif, he will turn you into a frog.

Limmobtif's most sacred site is Manna in Greece.

Limmobtif's Holy Commandments

1. Do not cook food in pots.

2. Always help turtles in need.

3. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

4. Always treat goats with great respect.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.