Gudbepcun is a god.

He takes the form of a giant, selfish jackal.

Gudbepcun created matter eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gudbepcun, he will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Gudbepcun, he will turn you into a rat.

Gudbepcun's most sacred site is Quenstedt in Germany.

Gudbepcun's Holy Commandments

1. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

2. Never talk about the strong nuclear force near hamsters while wearing purple skirts.

3. Do not drink water in indigo rooms.

4. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

5. Gudbepcun must be the most important thing in your life.