Cusscissran is a god.

It takes the form of a four thousand metre long, overgenerous whale.

Cusscissran created the planet Jupiter six million years ago.

If you believe in Cusscissran, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Cusscissran, it will destroy your home planet.

Cusscissran's most sacred site is Littoinen in Finland.

Cusscissran's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no manatees in a room before entering it.

2. Do not commit murder.

3. Do not wear zinc on your body.

4. Paint representations of moons on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Never run in holy places.