Lagxinkip is a god.

He takes the form of a five thousand metre long, intelligent fish.

Lagxinkip created the planet Saturn three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Lagxinkip, he will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Lagxinkip, he will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Lagxinkip's most sacred site is Sirama in Madagascar.

Lagxinkip's Holy Commandments

1. Run away from yellow snakes, for they are unholy.

2. Never wear shoes.

3. Erect a giant indigo sculpture of Lagxinkip in the centre of the settlement.

4. Run away if three pigs approach from the north.

5. Never talk about nucleic acids.