Cadyarloglamfebquimvidzod is a god.

He takes the form of a massive, dishonest monkey.

Cadyarloglamfebquimvidzod created the Andromeda Galaxy five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Cadyarloglamfebquimvidzod, he will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Cadyarloglamfebquimvidzod, he will try to impress you with rainbows.

Cadyarloglamfebquimvidzod's most sacred site is Cobbelsdorf in Germany.

Cadyarloglamfebquimvidzod's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat green fruit.

2. Feed all hungry badgers.

3. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

4. You must never eat beans.

5. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Cadyarloglamfebquimvidzod.