Zenbat is a god.

He takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, moody ant.

Zenbat created Africa eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Zenbat, he will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Zenbat, he will not care.

Zenbat's most sacred site is Saint Cado in France.

Zenbat's Holy Commandments

1. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

2. Never write about dwarf planets.

3. Do not drink water in blue rooms.

4. Do not drink alcohol.

5. Do not listen to music.