Ominbogdam is a god.

He takes the form of a very long, awesome narwhal.

Ominbogdam created life two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Ominbogdam, he will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Ominbogdam, he will destroy your home solar system.

Ominbogdam's most sacred site is Denshawai in Egypt.

Ominbogdam's Holy Commandments

1. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

2. Do not take Ominbogdam's name in vain.

3. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

5. Never talk about fire.