Rilltomlak is a god.

It takes the form of a small, unselfish meerkat.

Rilltomlak created the Sun nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Rilltomlak, it will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Rilltomlak, it will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Rilltomlak's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Rilltomlak's Holy Commandments

1. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

2. Never think about galaxies.

3. Never wear blue jumpers.

4. Always stare at clouds.

5. Do not hurt goats.