Konmabdapgendadcib is a god.

It takes the form of a very fat, bad-tempered rat.

Konmabdapgendadcib created gold three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Konmabdapgendadcib, it will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Konmabdapgendadcib, it will torture you forever.

Konmabdapgendadcib's most sacred site is Manakuppam in India.

Konmabdapgendadcib's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about quantum gravity near snakes while wearing indigo jumpers and balancing six tin spheres on your chest.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

3. Pray towards the west.

4. Ants are unholy and should not be approached.

5. Do not covet oxen.