Jipwotqueeg is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely small, calm centipede.

Jipwotqueeg created a down quark five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Jipwotqueeg, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Jipwotqueeg, it will ignore you.

Jipwotqueeg's most sacred site is Leps in Germany.

Jipwotqueeg's Holy Commandments

1. You must pray to Jipwotqueeg eight times a day.

2. Never talk about mice.

3. Do not speak about parsnips.

4. Never think about electromagnetism near manatees while wearing indigo kilts and balancing four copper spheres on your chest.

5. Hide if six mites approach from the west.