Arnnull is a god.

She takes the form of a four thousand metre long, uncaring porpoise.

Arnnull created viruses six million years ago.

If you believe in Arnnull, she will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Arnnull, she will turn you into a frog.

Arnnull's most sacred site is Krina in Germany.

Arnnull's Holy Commandments

1. Do not commit murder.

2. Never talk about ultrasonics near bats while wearing turquoise kilts and balancing three zinc spheres on your face.

3. Do not chop down trees.

4. Never look at moons.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of nickel.