Nurthud is a god.

It takes the form of a huge, ruthless skunk.

Nurthud created the Large Magellanic Cloud seven million years ago.

If you believe in Nurthud, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Nurthud, it will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Nurthud's most sacred site is Iskmo in Finland.

Nurthud's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

2. Never talk about quantum field theory near eagles while wearing indigo coats and balancing seven iron spheres on your legs.

3. Never hurt sheep.

4. Never think ill of sick whales.

5. Always treat aardvarks with great respect.