Mabsakyarlortkimhog is a god.

It takes the form of a blubbery, temperamental hummingbird.

Mabsakyarlortkimhog created Mount Everest two years ago.

If you believe in Mabsakyarlortkimhog, it will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Mabsakyarlortkimhog, it will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Mabsakyarlortkimhog's most sacred site is Phepheng in Botswana.

Mabsakyarlortkimhog's Holy Commandments

1. Erect five titanium sculptures of Mabsakyarlortkimhog on top of important buildings.

2. Always make sure there are no horses in a room before entering it.

3. Always pray immersed in water.

4. Never write about optics.

5. Do not keep eight bats in a large pit.