Ceppitkim is a god.

He takes the form of a rotund, stupid dugong.

Ceppitkim created a charm quark eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Ceppitkim, he will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Ceppitkim, he will not care.

Ceppitkim's most sacred site is Ans in Denmark.

Ceppitkim's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion models of living things.

2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Ceppitkim.

3. Do not make images of living things.

4. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

5. Always pray in complete darkness.