Dogdadmip Shavhunhamarp Xuckcemwap is a god.

It takes the form of a six hundred metre long, sage squid.

Dogdadmip Shavhunhamarp Xuckcemwap created water two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Dogdadmip Shavhunhamarp Xuckcemwap, it will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Dogdadmip Shavhunhamarp Xuckcemwap, it will destroy your home planet.

Dogdadmip Shavhunhamarp Xuckcemwap's most sacred site is Cobbelsdorf in Germany.

Dogdadmip Shavhunhamarp Xuckcemwap's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear blue clothing.

2. Always look after injured tortoises.

3. Never leap near cats.

4. You must love Dogdadmip Shavhunhamarp Xuckcemwap.

5. Never eat green fruit.