Nilldabkik is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly large, self-confident unicorn.

Nilldabkik created the Sunflower Galaxy four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Nilldabkik, she will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Nilldabkik, she will destroy your favourite star.

Nilldabkik's most sacred site is Dimson in England.

Nilldabkik's Holy Commandments

1. Do not keep eight grasshopers in a large pit.

2. Do not stand on grass.

3. Put Nilldabkik first in all things.

4. Do not hurt sheep.

5. Your children must be taught to worship Nilldabkik.