Cebceddim is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely large, unfair dryad.

Cebceddim created the Cigar Galaxy five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Cebceddim, she will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Cebceddim, she will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.

Cebceddim's most sacred site is Altata in Mexico.

Cebceddim's Holy Commandments

1. Never look in ponds.

2. Never hurt grasshopers.

3. Always take life seriously.

4. Paint representations of dwarf planets on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Never wear fawn dresses.