Watbenfat is a god.

He takes the form of a microscopic, blissful rhinoceros.

Watbenfat created an electron four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Watbenfat, he will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Watbenfat, he will turn you into an amoeba.

Watbenfat's most sacred site is Vestfold in Norway.

Watbenfat's Holy Commandments

1. Always help shrews in need.

2. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

3. Do not trade with those who eat beans.

4. Feed all hungry gulls.

5. Respect your elders.