Padkipbest is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely heavy, impressive zebra.

Padkipbest created the Sun six million years ago.

If you believe in Padkipbest, it will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Padkipbest, it will destroy your home planet.

Padkipbest's most sacred site is Trujillo in Spain.

Padkipbest's Holy Commandments

1. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

2. Do not hop in public.

3. Retreat if four sharks approach from the north.

4. Never pour water over plants.

5. Never talk about cats.