Huggessag is a god.

It takes the form of a giant, clever tortoise.

Huggessag created the Large Magellanic Cloud seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Huggessag, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Huggessag, it will send minions to preach to you.

Huggessag's most sacred site is Dzhanka in Bulgaria.

Huggessag's Holy Commandments

1. Never paint your chest purple.

2. You must pray to Huggessag three times a day.

3. Never eat tomatoes.

4. Erect a large carbon sculpture of Huggessag on top of all buildings.

5. Paint representations of comets on the walls of your dwelling place in red.