Motpom is a god.

He takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, flying wren.

Motpom created time and space three million years ago.

If you believe in Motpom, he will be happy.

If you do not believe in Motpom, he will try to impress you with trees.

Motpom's most sacred site is Penhale in England.

Motpom's Holy Commandments

1. Never play with disobedient children.

2. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

3. Never go into black rooms.

4. Hide if four tortoises approach from the east.

5. Never pour water over plants.