Fabpiddoss Fudbapsas is a god.

He takes the form of a giant, boastful eagle.

Fabpiddoss Fudbapsas created the world five billion years ago.

If you believe in Fabpiddoss Fudbapsas, he will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Fabpiddoss Fudbapsas, he will destroy your home solar system.

Fabpiddoss Fudbapsas' most sacred site is Cusihuiriachi in Mexico.

Fabpiddoss Fudbapsas' Holy Commandments

1. Never go into violet rooms.

2. Always help pigs in need.

3. Your children must be taught to worship Fabpiddoss Fudbapsas.

4. Never talk about fluid mechanics near capybaras while wearing green dresses and balancing five platinum spheres on your hands.

5. Do not kill moths.