Bumwikget is a god.

He takes the form of a very small, staggering eagle.

Bumwikget created the Sun three million years ago.

If you believe in Bumwikget, he will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Bumwikget, he will attempt to scare you with hail.

Bumwikget's most sacred site is Basalorum in Sweden.

Bumwikget's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about optics.

2. Do not wear titanium on your body.

3. Never paint your face black.

4. Always make a point of helping unfortunate frogs.

5. Always pray in complete darkness.