Nakcembass is a god.

It takes the form of a slender, tiresome grasshopper.

Nakcembass created an up quark four billion years ago.

If you believe in Nakcembass, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Nakcembass, it will torture you forever.

Nakcembass' most sacred site is Kottucherry in India.

Nakcembass' Holy Commandments

1. Never think about quantum mechanics.

2. Never talk about optics.

3. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

4. Do not speak about pineapples.

5. Never think about dark energy near tortoises while wearing magenta jumpers and balancing three aluminium spheres on your back.