Nadyimkon is a god.

It takes the form of an enormous, confident whale.

Nadyimkon created the Andromeda Galaxy nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Nadyimkon, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Nadyimkon, it will be mildly annoyed.

Nadyimkon's most sacred site is Goldcliff in Wales.

Nadyimkon's Holy Commandments

1. Do not stand on grass.

2. Do not kill mice.

3. Respect your elders.

4. Nadyimkon loves badgers, so they must be respected.

5. Always pray in complete darkness.