Bincaptun is a god.

It takes the form of a corpulent, witty bat.

Bincaptun created Asia six billion years ago.

If you believe in Bincaptun, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Bincaptun, it will refuse to believe in you.

Bincaptun's most sacred site is Nakke in Denmark.

Bincaptun's Holy Commandments

1. Look mercifully on unfortunate tapirs.

2. Show mercy to disobedient children.

3. Never hop near great tits.

4. Do not make images of living things.

5. Run away if four foxes approach from the north.