Hungembingabsomnarlrul is a god.

It takes the form of a six hundred metre long, fast cat.

Hungembingabsomnarlrul created Europe two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Hungembingabsomnarlrul, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Hungembingabsomnarlrul, it will turn you into a tree.

Hungembingabsomnarlrul's most sacred site is Rautio in Finland.

Hungembingabsomnarlrul's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Hungembingabsomnarlrul.

2. Do not trade with those who eat limes.

3. Run away from violet sheep, for they are unholy.

4. Never wear green ear rings.

5. Always pray immersed in water.