Fubgutmit is a god.

She takes the form of a huge, awesome cyclops-rhinoceros-snail.

Fubgutmit created the Sun three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Fubgutmit, she will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Fubgutmit, she will send two she bears to sort you out.

Fubgutmit's most sacred site is Xaaga in Mexico.

Fubgutmit's Holy Commandments

1. Do not hurt frogs.

2. Never go into orange rooms.

3. Never talk about solid mechanics near squirrels while wearing yellow shoes.

4. Paint representations of asteroids on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Never eat apples.