Milgubhotzim is a god.

It takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, unselfish turtle.

Milgubhotzim created everything that exists five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Milgubhotzim, it will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Milgubhotzim, it will turn you into a mouse.

Milgubhotzim's most sacred site is Dumadumana in Botswana.

Milgubhotzim's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat green fruit.

2. Never think about optics.

3. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

4. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

5. Draw representations of moons on the walls of your dwelling place.