Gemhanlib is a god.

It takes the form of a microscopic, compassionate dryad.

Gemhanlib created a down quark six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Gemhanlib, it will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Gemhanlib, it will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Gemhanlib's most sacred site is Leps in Germany.

Gemhanlib's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about dark matter near eagles while wearing brown hats and balancing nine lead spheres on your neck.

2. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

3. Never mention gulls.

4. Never talk about thermodynamics near snakes while wearing green shoes.

5. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.