Sog is a god.

It takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, uncaring yak.

Sog created silver eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Sog, it will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Sog, it will turn you into a worm.

Sog's most sacred site is Karikalampakkam in India.

Sog's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about evolution by means of natural selection.

2. Never eat lemons.

3. Always treat whales with great respect.

4. Do not eat limes.

5. Worship no other gods but Sog.