Kenhubnut Jabbenspaggudlakdapgadjad Godbonkpidarf is a god.

She takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, humane dove.

Kenhubnut Jabbenspaggudlakdapgadjad Godbonkpidarf created the planet Saturn three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Kenhubnut Jabbenspaggudlakdapgadjad Godbonkpidarf, she will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Kenhubnut Jabbenspaggudlakdapgadjad Godbonkpidarf, she will cry a lot.

Kenhubnut Jabbenspaggudlakdapgadjad Godbonkpidarf's most sacred site is Troqueer in Scotland.

Kenhubnut Jabbenspaggudlakdapgadjad Godbonkpidarf's Holy Commandments

1. Show mercy to disobedient children.

2. Do not wear nickel on your body.

3. Always help sick monkeys.

4. Bats are unholy and should not be approached.

5. Never eat green fruit.