Fenkanmob is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely heavy, egotistical porpoise.

Fenkanmob created the Sombrero Galaxy nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Fenkanmob, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Fenkanmob, he will think nothing of it.

Fenkanmob's most sacred site is Chilhac in France.

Fenkanmob's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about moons.

2. Fenkanmob loves whales, so they must be honoured.

3. Never feed lots of spinach to swans while wearing white dresses.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

5. Do not fashion models of living things.