Armkombuslarn is a god.

He takes the form of a blubbery, unfair spider.

Armkombuslarn created light six billion years ago.

If you believe in Armkombuslarn, he will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Armkombuslarn, he will boil you in a big pot.

Armkombuslarn's most sacred site is Zhelaizhai in China.

Armkombuslarn's Holy Commandments

1. Armkombuslarn loves doves, so they must be respected.

2. Always wear fawn.

3. Never eat wheat.

4. Do not kill capybaras.

5. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.