Dotbitloop is a god.

It takes the form of a gargantuan, duplicitous sheep.

Dotbitloop created the solar system three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dotbitloop, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Dotbitloop, it will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Dotbitloop's most sacred site is Estedt in Germany.

Dotbitloop's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Dotbitloop.

2. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Dotbitloop.

3. Never mention porpoises.

4. Do not covet oxen.

5. Worship no other gods but Dotbitloop.