Rillcitflan is a god.

She takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, weak faun.

Rillcitflan created gold six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Rillcitflan, she will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Rillcitflan, she will turn you into a puffin.

Rillcitflan's most sacred site is Karikalampakkam in India.

Rillcitflan's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of comets on the walls of your dwelling place in cyan.

2. Do not kill otters.

3. Rillcitflan loves aardvarks, so they must be respected.

4. Always treat pigs with great respect.

5. Always make a point of helping unfortunate dolphins.