Arfbunpak is a god.
She takes the form of a chunky, tranquil
jellyfish.
Arfbunpak created a quark two thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Arfbunpak, she will give you the power of flight.
If you do not believe in
Arfbunpak, she will manifest in front of you.
Arfbunpak's most sacred site is Kerris in England.
Arfbunpak's Holy Commandments1. Do not stand on grass.
2. Pray towards the south.
3. Arfbunpak loves otters, so they must be honoured.
4. Do not cook food in pots.
5. Do not run in public.