Arfbunpak is a god.

She takes the form of a chunky, tranquil jellyfish.

Arfbunpak created a quark two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Arfbunpak, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Arfbunpak, she will manifest in front of you.

Arfbunpak's most sacred site is Kerris in England.

Arfbunpak's Holy Commandments

1. Do not stand on grass.

2. Pray towards the south.

3. Arfbunpak loves otters, so they must be honoured.

4. Do not cook food in pots.

5. Do not run in public.