Yestdagzoss is a god.

She takes the form of a six hundred metre long, able sheep.

Yestdagzoss created Asia three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Yestdagzoss, she will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Yestdagzoss, she will turn you into a rock.

Yestdagzoss' most sacred site is Thethampakkam in India.

Yestdagzoss' Holy Commandments

1. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

2. Do not hurt cats.

3. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

4. Run away from indigo seals, for they are unholy.

5. You must never eat pineapples.