Rowponbunbag is a god.

It takes the form of a slender, emotional meerkat.

Rowponbunbag created the solar system two billion years ago.

If you believe in Rowponbunbag, it will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Rowponbunbag, it will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Rowponbunbag's most sacred site is Hetta in Finland.

Rowponbunbag's Holy Commandments

1. Erect eight silicon sculptures of Rowponbunbag on top of important buildings.

2. Do not hurt tapirs.

3. Never think about stars.

4. Walk at least seven thousand metres per day.

5. Retreat if six tortoises approach from the west.