Bissquafbunbum is a god.

It takes the form of a plump, flying toad.

Bissquafbunbum created the Andromeda Galaxy three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bissquafbunbum, it will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Bissquafbunbum, it will turn you into a snail.

Bissquafbunbum's most sacred site is Miiluranta in Finland.

Bissquafbunbum's Holy Commandments

1. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

2. Do not dye your hair red.

3. Feed all hungry dogs.

4. Do not listen to music.

5. Respect your elders.