Zakflabfub is a god.

It takes the form of a four hundred metre long, emotional raccoon.

Zakflabfub created a down quark twelve years ago.

If you believe in Zakflabfub, it will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Zakflabfub, it will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Zakflabfub's most sacred site is Sanabo in Egypt.

Zakflabfub's Holy Commandments

1. Never look in ponds.

2. Never think about comets.

3. Never wear cyan stockings.

4. You must love Zakflabfub.

5. Never talk about stars.