Gadsanyad is a god.

He takes the form of an enormous, ill-tempered tortoise.

Gadsanyad created the Sunflower Galaxy nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Gadsanyad, he will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Gadsanyad, he will manifest in front of you.

Gadsanyad's most sacred site is Letino in Italy.

Gadsanyad's Holy Commandments

1. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

2. Do not commit murder.

3. Do not drink water in black rooms.

4. Never write about gravity.

5. Always make a point of helping unfortunate seals.