Ciddadtom is a god.

It takes the form of a thin, amazing hedgehog.

Ciddadtom created Mount Everest eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Ciddadtom, it will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Ciddadtom, it will ignore you.

Ciddadtom's most sacred site is Bogogobo in Botswana.

Ciddadtom's Holy Commandments

1. Do not dye your hair mauve.

2. Ciddadtom must be the most important thing in your life.

3. You must never eat bananas.

4. Always look after injured horses.

5. You must love Ciddadtom.