Dutdobyam is a god.

She takes the form of a large, egotistical alligator.

Dutdobyam created dark energy nine million years ago.

If you believe in Dutdobyam, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Dutdobyam, she will refuse to believe in you.

Dutdobyam's most sacred site is Letino in Italy.

Dutdobyam's Holy Commandments

1. Erect six carbon sculptures of Dutdobyam on top of important buildings.

2. Hide from magenta birds for they are unholy.

3. Fast once a month.

4. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

5. Never go into blue rooms.