Zinbunzab is a god.

He takes the form of a chunky, slow bear.

Zinbunzab created the Tadpole Galaxy nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Zinbunzab, he will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Zinbunzab, he will turn you into a worm.

Zinbunzab's most sacred site is Thimmanaickenpalayam in India.

Zinbunzab's Holy Commandments

1. Never pour water over plants.

2. Walk at least nine thousand metres per day.

3. Look mercifully on unfortunate porpoises.

4. Never eat green fruit.

5. Never talk about stars.